Spell Saab

I’m sure you’ve all seen the whole naked-selfie saga of Kim Kardashian. Here’s a recap:

And then the millennials start asking me, “who is Piers Morgan?” (he’s a well-known opinionated British journalist btw)

And then the millennials make me feel even older by asking me, “Beth Midler?” And I’m like, “GO WATCH THE FIRST WIVES’ CLUB FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!”

And then somebody the millennials know actually says something

And then KIM KARDASHIAN WAKES UP FROM HER NAP AND BRINGS A BABY ARMALITE WITH HER, FIRING SHOTS ALL AROUND.

To: Piers Morgan
Love: KimK

To: Bette Midler
Love: KimK

(I’m just surprised she didn’t say “passed” your bedtime which is a common mistake with Americans)

To: Whatshername
Love: KimK

?BURN?

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Because IMPLYING you’re naked is better than making it too obvious?

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And then Bette Midler tries to save face

When Bette Midler uses a millennial term like shade… <-- is this age-shaming?

And then may mga naki-epal pa. Haha. Pink:

Kanye’s ex-girlfriend Amber Rose defended Kim

Damn Pink we were all born naked society sexualizes our breast and bodies. If a grown mother of 2 is comfortable with her body and wants to show it off that's none of ur business or anyone else's. Now, if u wanna talk to kids and be a mentor to young teens, tell them to go to school and to not use their bodies to get ahead?! I'm all for it! But please as a grown woman let another grown woman live as she wishes. That's our problem! We're so quick to down each other instead of uplifting! Pink, We've seen u damn near naked swinging from a rope( Beautifully) but what's the difference between a rope, a pole and a pic on Instagram? Classism. Because u sing while ur half naked does that make it "Classy" or is it because u have a "talent"? I'm not dissing at all Pink just curious after u said "You'll never have to make a silly excuse for yourself".

A photo posted by Amber Rose (@amberrose) on

Here’s a useless brain fart: Kim Kardashian is famous for being famous. Get over it. I’ve seen tinier bikinis than those black censor bars. If you think she’s an attention whore, why do you validate her by commenting on what she does? Ultimate MEMA (mema = may masabi lang).

She made a sex tape, she married Kanye, her family has a reality show, there’s nothing you can do about it. These are her choices. People are not famous because they’re well-liked. People are famous because they’ve got good publicists. We follow these people because they’re our connection to society. It’s like watching a TV show so you can talk about it with your friends in school the next day. I don’t love Kim Kardashian and her values, but I have to admit she’s pretty entertaining. You know Kim is that basic bitch who likes to post selfies and likes Lana Del Rey because she thinks flower crowns = indie and cool. So many girls relate to Kim. She’s like an annoying friend you can’t really hate because she’s not hurting anybody.

“But she’s hurting our society! Young girls look up to her!” WHY? It’s not the first time a “bad person” has been in the spotlight. Young girls should be brought up by their parents, not by celebrities. If you’re bringing up your children right, they’d be looking up to Natalie Portman instead and maybe just watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians for fun. What’s worrisome is that more people are angrier at Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber than they are at Donald Trump (newsflash: I’ve got no facts to back this up).

Kim’s a person who doesn’t really have an opinion on anything except maybe how hot she thinks she is. So how can you take anything she says or posts seriously?

Also, were you not entertained by this MEMA blog post? I hope you still take me seriously after this. Lelz

♥,
Saab

March 14, 2016

Saab

17 Comments

  1. Reply

    Cali

    March 10, 2016

    You are my cyber sister Saab! Hahaha! Kasi I am also into this whole KimK naked selfie saga, super entertained ako sa post, hindi ko na kailagan i-google pa and I couldn’t agree more to what you’ve said! Paki ba natin kay Kim K di ba, trip niya yan eh.

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      Saab

      March 10, 2016

      :))

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    Raei

    March 10, 2016

    So entertaining.
    I’m actually on Kim’s side on this one. I super agree with “she’s not hurting anybody”. Those critics of her should just mind their own businesses. :)) Sobrang burn yung kay Chloe, turn off ako. :))

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    Make it raein

    March 10, 2016

    I think there’s a difference between chloe’s magazine cover and kim’s selfie picture. It’s the intention. Modeling has been an art. but posting naked photos, that’s a whole different story.

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      Saab

      March 15, 2016

      Yeah, gets. But maybe this is her art? Hahaha

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    Shayne

    March 11, 2016

    Wholeheartedly agree with everything you wrote, and that she’s really not hurting anybody. The way people react to a situation like this shows more about who they are than Kim’s being naked.

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    Jewel

    March 11, 2016

    HALAAA! I admit, na entertained talaga ako sa tweets nilang lahat nung nag trending sya. uhmm.. napatingin din ako sa Nylon cover na yan. HAHAHA (MEMA-comment lang) :D Love you, Saabae!

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    Cass

    March 11, 2016

    I love you, Saab! haha! eto mismo eh. parang ewan kasi yung iba, parang laki ng kasalanan ni kim sa kanila, plus sabi nga niya, 13 yrs ago pa yung sex tape, lahat ng ginagawa niya ikinokonek pa ng mga tao doon. hay naku. #TeamKim

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    Sanne

    March 13, 2016

    Can i add the heartfelt post of Kim K because i must agree, let her be her :)


    Hey, guys. I wanted to write a post elaborating on my tweets last night. In all seriousness, I never understand why people get so bothered by what other people choose to do with their lives.

    I don’t do drugs, I hardly drink, I’ve never committed a crime — and yet I’m a bad role model for being proud of my body?

    It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

    I lived through the embarrassment and fear, and decided to say who cares, do better, move on. I shouldn’t have to constantly be on the defense, listing off my accomplishments just to prove that I am more than something that happened 13 years ago.

    Let’s move on, already. I have.

    I am empowered by my body. I am empowered by my sexuality. I am empowered by feeling comfortable in my skin. I am empowered by showing the world my flaws and not being afraid of what anyone is going to say about me. And I hope that through this platform I have been given, I can encourage the same empowerment for girls and women all over the world.

    I am empowered by my husband, who is so accepting and supportive and who has given me a newfound confidence in myself. He allows me to be me and loves me unconditionally.

    I feel so lucky to have grown up surrounded by strong, driven, independent women. The life lessons I’ve learned from my sisters, my mother and my grandmother, I will pass along to my daughter. I want her to be proud of who she is. I want her to be comfortable in her body. I don’t want her to grow up in a world where she is made to feel less-than for embracing everything it means to be a woman.

    It’s 2016. The body-shaming and slut-shaming — it’s like, enough is enough. I will not live my life dictated by the issues you have with my sexuality. You be you and let me be me.

    I am a mother. I am a wife, a sister, a daughter, an entrepreneur and I am allowed to be sexy.

    #happyinternationalwomensday

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      Saab

      March 15, 2016

      Thanks for sharing this!!

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    Christina

    March 13, 2016

    Love this hahaha!

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    JL

    March 16, 2016

    And for heaven’s sake, it’s her instagram.

    Love your mema post! ;)

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    JL

    March 16, 2016

    Ay twitter pala :P

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    sue

    March 16, 2016

    hi just wanna share that i have had fights over this issue because they were like ew kim so tasteless so crude yehey chloe yes girl you so conservative and righteous and shit and im just like why dont you let a girl do what she wanna do like if youre not about this life then damn daniel go your own way. don’t be a hypocrite, i saw your low key nude selfie at the beach!
    i am so passionate about this because it just goes to show how people let media, senseless media like kuwtk, get to them on a whole spiritual level. kainis!!

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      Saab

      March 29, 2016

      hahahaha true!

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    SM

    March 26, 2016

    I can’t believe you’re defending KIM KARDASHIAN.
    I’m over your blog.

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      Saab

      March 29, 2016

      GREAT!

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