Why He’s Hot:
- Name? Danny Masterson. Most known for? Steven Hyde. You can’t deny that sarcastic, bad ass-ery he’s got goin’ on. You want to run your hands all through that Jew fro of his. It’s just that sexy.
- That stare; he’s slowly undressing you with his eyes. Oh I see that your panties are on the ground now. His eyes are saying “I want to make hot, passionate love with you.”
- He’s silly. He would always cheer you up when you’re feeling sad. What girl wouldn’t want that?
- Sexiness runs in his FAMILY. Yeah, Francis from Malcom In the Middle his is brother, man. They have some damn good genes (that’s Danny’s half brother in the middle)
- He is just SO DAMN CUTE. I saw you looking at those arms, yeah I wouldn’t mind him holding me with them either. You just can’t resist him.